To keep everything simple we offer a $4.00 flat rate on all domestic orders containing a single shirt or a single hat. No matter where you are in the States you will always pay the same price for these single items. Additional shirts increase shipping cost at a rate of $1 per additional item. All other items will be calculated for you before you check out so you know whats going on!

You will receive a confirmation email once your order is submitted. This email will let you know that we are in our workshop happily cranking away on your new gear. If you don’t receive an confirmation email it could be that your Email Client has marked us as SPAM and put us in your SPAM folder. I know right? A whole folder of SPAM sounds amazing.

A tracking number will be sent out to you in your confirmation email after you submit your order. Then you can stalk your shirt every step of the way. You know, to let them know they are loved and you are watching over them.

Everything here at Happy For No Good Reason is made to order. There is no stale gross shirts sitting on a shelf for months here. Only fresh delicious wondrous new clothes. Its our goal to have every order processed, printed, loved, and in the mail within 47.7 hours. The 0.7 is just to allow for knock knock jokes and other unforeseen things. Shipping usually takes anywhere from 2-5 days.

We love traveling, but our products are still learning how to fly. At this time we only ship within the United States. As our products grow up it is our hope to offer international options sometime in the very near future.

Currently we do not ship to APO and FPO addresses, it is something that we hope to offer in the next few months!


All our products have sizing information available on the actual product page. If you are looking for sizing info on shirt or hoodies click here!


After placing an order you will be automatically notified by email when your order status changes. You can also log into your account and view your order status from the Recent Orders list.

Once you have placed an order you can cancel it while it is pending or processing by logging into your account. Under “Recent Orders, click “Send Cancel Request” next to the order you wish to cancel. You will receive an email confirmation and the status of your order will change while our team will processes your cancellation.

You are able to save your contact details directly within your account. You can save multiple addresses in the edit account details screen, or directly from checkout. As we use PayPal as our payment processing system, you must save payment details by creating a PayPal account.  You are not required to create a PayPal account to check out with PayPal.

You can modify your account details by clicking My Account after logging in. You can also modify your addresses from the checkout screen.


We accept VISA, Mastercard, Discover, AMEX and Paypal. Unfortunately we can not accept checks, cash or money orders at this time. Other forms of payments we do not accept yet include warm hugs, high fives, and properly timed winks.

You card is charged when the order is placed. We do not store your info on file.

Only if you have the pleasure of living in the fantastic state of North Carolina. Because we have a physical structure in NC we are required to collect sales tax here. It is kinda like an awesome tax for experiencing the majesty which is NC.

Our name will appear as HAPPYREASON on your creditcard or paypal statement.


Did you order the wrong size or the wrong color? It is all good. We understand that accidents happen. Please view our full Return and Exchange Policy.


  • All our items are silk screened using super high quality plastisol inks. This gives your garment superior stretch and ah-mazing soft feel. Its like reuniting with an old friend.
  • Eco-friendly nontoxic and phthalate free ink
  • Nike RSL Compliant
  • High quality garments made to last
  • Designed and Printed in North Carolina
  • All Products made with REAL LOVE (accept no substitutions)
  • Product specifics listed under “Product Details Tab” on each product page

We love the way your brain works! But currently we are not buying designs or ideas. If you just want to say hey and shoot us an idea that you would like to see you are totally welcome to send it to Awesome@hfngr.com. We hope to be able to accept new designs here in the next few months! Info about submitting designs will be updated here in the FAQ section.

If you cannot find a store locator on the website you are not crazy. We currently are only available online. Although the irony of not being able to find a store locator link is not lost on us.

Currently we do not do custom orders. If you are having a family reunion or starting to print your own gear then we salute you! High fives all around! Unfortunately, at this time we are only set up to print the designs and gear that you see on our website.