Hey all you cornballs! Do you always have a series of amazingly timed knock-knock jokes at the ready or do you ever need help getting out of a Chinese finger trap? Oh thank heavens! We can totally be friends. And check this out: we used to have this unicorn named Norm that would tell silly jokes ‘till his voice got horse. What’s the point? It’s on his head of course. This is a high hoof to you, Norm; thanks for all your unbridled corny jokes!
This t-shirt is everything you’ve dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It’s comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping